G-String Wedding Dress Debuts in Berlin Fashion Week

Yes, you read the title of the article correctly and no, I am not messing with you.

Can we just say that when we heard the name G-string wedding dress, we weren't actually expecting an actual g-string but like maybe a dress that played on the word "g-string" or something like that. So you can imagine our shock when we saw the article with pictures to go with it and realised the "g-string dress" is just what it's name implies - a g-string.

So let's save our shock for later and spill all about the "dress". According to The Daily Mail:

The revealing wedding outfit - one can hardly call it a dress - was shown by fashion brand Kaviar Gauche at Berlin fashion week yesterday. Judging by its risqué nature, this is one wedding outfit bound for a beach ceremony - or more likely, confined to the privacy of the wedding night.

The mind-boggling garment looks to be made up of a few diminutive sections of fabric joined together with a central strip. The ensemble slips over a barely-there thong bikini brief, and the whole outfit is shrouded in a diaphanous veil.

The German designers behind the dress, Alexandra Fischer-Röhler and Johanna Kühl, have been putting on headline-grabbing shows since founding label Kaviar Gauche in 2003, making waves in previous seasons for similar stunts.

To showcase their 2009/10 handbag collection, the design duo sent models down the catwalk practically nude but for strategically placed accessories.

Never either conservative or traditional, they are known as the mavericks of the bridal design world.
To brand followers then, this latest show will come as no surprise.

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